Vines/Rodamrix. 2 часть.
20 апреля 2024 г. в 21:43
Red:-Pink has 19 pizza boxes and he gives to-
Glitchy:-Wait, why does Pink have to many pizza boxes in the first places?
Pink:-MIND YOUR OWN BUSSINESS, KID!!!
Red:-Introducing the knife! You can use this!! You can- What else can you do with knife?
Olive:-Shove it down your throat!!
Red:-You can shove it down your- WHAT!?
Blue:-Come on, Red! Show us something!!
Red:-Nah... It's embarrassing.
Purple:-Do something!!
Red:*Hit him.*
[There has already been something similar, but it’s in the English version, so don’t get your hopes up.]
Pink:-Three of the hardest things for people say.
Purple:-I was wrong.
Red:-I need a help.
Pink:-And "Worcestershire sauce". Wor-chester-shh. Wor-chess? Wor-shesh-shire. Worcestershire sauce!
?:-Who is that Pokemon?
Pink:-IT'S PIKACHU!!!
Purple:-No, it's not, idiot.
?:-It's Pikachu!!
Purple:-What?!
Pink:-I told you!!
Purple:-No no no! One more!!
?:-Who's that Pokemon?
Pink:-Pikacho!!
Purple:-You're so stupid.
?:-It's Pikachu!!
Purple:*Shot TV*
Author:-How tall are you?
Indigo:-6,4
[Here you can confidently write 20 feet, that’s 6.1 meters.]
Author:-How tall are you?
Crimson:-I'm 5 foot 2 inches and 3 quarters[157.48 cm]. I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Brown:-Okay, you know what? YOU'RE IN TIMEOUT!!! GET ON TOP ON THE FRIDGE!!! GET UP THERE!!!
Red:-THIS "HOUSE" IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!
Purple:-Red is so annoying!
Red:*Came to life* -I heard you were talking shit about me.
White:-WHAT THE FU-!!!
Red:-I've got a problem...
Blue:-Nothing a song won't fix!! OH~♪
Red:-MY PROBLEM IS YOU SINGING SO MUCH!!!
Blue:-... OOOOH~♪
?:-It's a ✨miracle✨. His out of his coma!!
Purple:-FINALLY!!! You owe me "stone" from 8 days(probably) ago.
Blue:-Guys, I'm telling you. Technology is my therapy!!
*White and Purple are on the verge of “flight into space”*
Blue:-THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Glitchy:-I'm scared dad.
Shapeshiffter:-You trust me son?
Glitchy:-Yes!!
Shapeshiffter:-Come on son!! Rule №1: Never trust anybody!!
(Glitchy:-AAAAAAAAA, LET ME GO!!! DAAAAAAAD!!!)
[Never mind, the author is just going crazy.]
Glitchy:-Can you help me Dad?
Red:-Of course honey!!
(1+1?)
Red:-...
*Sheet of paper burns.*
Red:-It's not gonna hurt you anymore!!
Pink:-You're my friend now. We're having soft tacos later!!
(FRIEND :D)