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?: В УКРЫТИЕ! ОНИ СТРЕЛЯЮТ ТВОРОЖКОМ! *взрывы* *звуки выстрелов* ?: ОНИ ПРОРЫВАЮТСЯ *появляется Эминем* Эминем: (Ugh, you're a monster) I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla Better hit the deck like the card dealer My whole squad's in here, walking around the party A cross between a zombie apocalypse and big Bobby "The Brain" Heenan which is probably the Same reason I wrestle with mania Shady's in this bitch, I'm posse'd up Consider it to cross me a costly mistake If they sleepin' on me, the hoes better get insomnia ADHD, Hydroxycut Pass the Courvoisi' (ayy, ayy) In AA with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday (ayy) This beat is cray-cray, Ray J, H-A-H-A-H-A Laughing all the way to the bank, I spray flames They cannot tame or placate the Monster (ayy) You get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster (yeah) I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster (yeah) When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers I look like a villain outta those blockbusters Godzilla, fire spitter, monster Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet I'm just a product of Slick Rick and Onyx, told 'em, "Lick the balls" Had 'em just appalled at so many things that pissed 'em off It's impossible to list 'em all And in the midst of all this I'm in a mental hospital with a crystal ball Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow? Risperdal, voices whisper My fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn This is just the song to go ballistic on You just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher I'm just a Loch Ness, the mythological Quick to tell a bitch screw off like a fifth of Vodka When you twist the top of the bottle, I'm a Monster (ayy) You get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster (yeah) I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster (yeah) When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers I look like a villain outta those blockbusters Godzilla, fire spitter, monster Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet If you never gave a damn, raise your hand 'Cause I'm about to set trip, vacation plans I'm on point like my index is, so all you will ever get is The motherfuckin' finger (finger), prostate exam ('xam) How can I have all these fans and perspire? Like a liar's pants, I'm on fire And I got no plans to retire and I'm still the man you admire These chicks are spazzin' out, I only get more handsome and flier I got 'em passin' out like what you do when you hand someone flyers And what goes around comes around just like the blades on a chainsaw 'Cause I caught the flap of my dollar stack right off the bat like a baseball Like Kid Ink, bitch, I got them racks with so much ease that they call me Diddy 'Cause I make bands and I call getting cheese a cakewalk (cheesecake) yeah Bitch, I'm a player, I'm too motherfuckin' stingy for Cher Won't even lend you an ear, ain't even pretending to care But I tell a bitch I'll marry her if she'll bury her Face on my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez Christian Rivera, 'cause my lyrics never sit well So they wanna give me the chair Like a paraplegic, and it's scary, call it Harry Caray 'Cause every Tom and Dick and Harry carry a Merriam motherfuckin' dictionary Got 'em swearing up and down, they can't spit, this shit's hilarious It's time to put these bitches in the obituary column We wouldn't see eye to eye with a staring problem Get the shaft like a steering column (Mark Jack) Trigger happy, pack heat, but it's black ink Evil half of the Bad Meets Evil That means take a back seat Take it back to Fat Petes with a maxi, single Look at my rap sheet, what attracts these people Is my gangster, bitch, like Apache with a catchy jingle I stack chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto Fill 'em with the venom and eliminate 'em Other words, I Minute Maid 'em I don't wanna hurt 'em, but I did 'em in a fit of rage I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade him Finna kill 'em and dump all the fuckin' bodies in the lake Obliterating everything, incinerate and renegade 'em And I make anybody who want it with the pen afraid But don't nobody want it, but they're gonna get it anyway 'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill I'm Atilla, kill or be killed, I'm a killer, be the vanilla gorilla You're bringin' the killer within me out of me You don't want to be the enemy of the demon who went in me Or being the recievin' enemy, what stupidity it'd be Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter When I'm in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me A hunnid percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me I'm 'bout to fuckin' finish you bitch, I'm unfadable You wanna battle, I'm available, I'm blowin' up like an inflatable I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable I'm on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer full of money and I'm paid in full I'm not afraid to pull the Man, stop Look what I'm plannin', haha ?: ДА ЧТО ЗА ПИЗДЕЦ *появляется барт симпсон* Барт: скачать крутые аватарки с симпсонами Мурсдей: А для меня вообще в фанфике выделено всего лишь 2 предложения. ... ГГ. *мурздей взорвалась* Эминем: Yo slim shadies,how a u? ?: Моя твоя не понимать Джус Ворлд: ЕБАААА Я ВОСКРЕС Эминем: Whooooaa Мордекай: Это вообще то моя фраза Ригби: Whoaaaaaaaah Эминем: Bro's what the heck? Holy mily Jesus Джус Ворлд: А схуяли я на русском говорю? Ща,поменяю раскладку. Zaebis! Drugoe delo! Тима (с куншиктера): БЫСТРЕЕ! В ВЕРТОЛËТ!! ?: МАКСИМКА,СКОРЕЙ В ВЕРТОЛËТ! ?: БЛЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ,САНЯЯЯЯЯ ЧТО ПРОИСХОДИТ *они залезли в вертолëт* Тима: Ща трикшотик сделаю *убил какого то немоща абаюнда тумба юмба* Ай гет ю рак соу с би ю маму сбил автобус *юзанул Get Griddy* Бабка: Внучатки,у нас осталось 10 секунд! Максимка (?1): До чего? Санек (?2): ??? Бабка: ДО ПОЛНОГО ПИЗДЕЦА,ВНУЧАТА,ДО ПОЛНОГО ПИЗДЕЦА!!! *летят в вертолëте* Максим: Санëк,а я говорил тебе,что тот LIT'r enedZIRA был просроченым Санек: залупа кентавра! Гарри Поттер: Не кентавра,а минотавра Санек: ЗАЛУПА МИНОТАВРА *вертолет взорвался* Максим: СМОТРИ! Это же Melody из бравл старс,и Варечка с хуйком Санек: Вот это да! Битлджус: Эка невидаль,хлопчики,халопчики! *тп sudo heck dom bitlgusa" Битлджус: Сыграем в русскую рулетку? Максим: Го Битлджус: Сначала подпишите этот контракт *"отказ от ответственности"* Санек: Максим,у тя есть ручка? Билл Гейтс: А вот у меня есть) Санек: Отдай Билл Гей: А ты сначала купи слона,а потом продай мне мою ручку мне Битлджус: Ди наху немощ,вот ручка,парни *подписали* Битлджус: ) А теперь назовите моë имя 3 раза❤ Санек: [Beetlejuice:] You could use a buddy Don't you want a pal? (Yes I do! Yes I do!) Girl, the way I see it Your daddy should be leavin' And you should stick around! [Beetlejuice:] (And kill him!) [Lydia:] What? [Beetlejuice:] Nothing [Beetlejuice, sung:] So, Lydia, don't end yourself Defend yourself Daddy is the one you should maim Together we'll exterminate, assassinate [Lydia:] No! [Beetlejuice:] The finer points can wait But first you gotta say my name! Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him Here you got a solid plan B option I can bring your daddy so much pain All you gotta do is say my name! Girl, just say it three times in a row Then you won't believe how far I'll go I'm on the bench, but coach Just put me in the game All you gotta do is say my name [Lydia:] I don't know your name [Beetlejuice:] Well, I can't SAY it [Lydia:] How 'bout a game of charades? [Beetlejuice:] Yes, let's play it [Lydia:] Two words [Beetlejuice:] Right [Lydia:] Second word [Beetlejuice:] Uh-huh [Lydia:] Drink? [Beetlejuice:] No [Lydia:] Beverage? [Beetlejuice:] No [Lydia:] Wine? [Beetlejuice:] No [Lydia:] Juice? [Beetlejuice:] Yes! [Lydia:] Okay First word [Beetlejuice:] Okay [Lydia:] Bug? [Beetlejuice:] No [Lydia:] Ant? [Beetlejuice:] Close, but no [Lydia:] Beetle? [Beetlejuice:] Yes! [Lydia:] Beetlejuice? [Beetlejuice:] Wow, I'm impressed And all you gotta do is say my name three times Three times in a row it must be spoken Unbroken Ready? [Lydia:] Yeah [Beetlejuice:] Okay, go... [Lydia:] Beetlejuice... [Beetlejuice:] Yes [Lydia:] Beetlejuice... [Beetlejuice:] Yes [Lydia:] Beeeeeeeeeeeeee— [Beetlejuice:] Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good [Lydia:] —cause [Beetlejuice:] What? [Lydia:] You're so smart A stand-up bro I'll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances down below Beetlejuice [Beetlejuice:] Yes! [Lydia:] Beetlejuice [Beetlejuice:] Yes! [Lydia:] Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark I've been swimming with piranhas I don't need a shark Yes, life sucks But not that much OK, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Be a doll and spare the lecture [Beetlejuice:] I'm offering you a full-time spectre [Lydia:] Are you any good? [Beetlejuice:] You bet you Trust me, baby! [Lydia:] I just met ya Really it's a flattering offer [Beetlejuice:] Don't you wanna see dad suffer? [Lydia:] I think I'd rather just jump off [Beetlejuice:] No! [Lydia:] I may be suicidal But Beetlejuice, it's not as if I've lost my mind [Beetlejuice:] So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look [Lydia:] Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with Got any references? [Barbara:] Lydia, there you are! [Adam:] Are you alright? [Beetlejuice:] A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals! [Adam:] Get away from her! Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual [Beetlejuice possesses Barbara and Adam] [Barbara:] Beetlejuice is sexy! [Adam:] Beetlejuice is smart! [Barbara & Adam:] BJ is a graduate of Juilliard! He can help We found him on Yelp Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him Every word is the truth Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! [Barbara:] What the heck was that? [Adam:] So violating! [Beetlejuice:] There you go, kid Couple of five-star reviews [Lydia:] What was that? [Beetlejuice:] That was possession Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson [Lydia:] Any ghost? [Beetlejuice:] Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure [Lydia:] Then, Beetlejuice, who do I need you for? [Beetlejuice:] Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa! Hold up- hold up, girl, I'm your pal They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell I know, I went a little hard on the sell But we're BF-F-F-F's forever! [Beetlejuice gets pushed off the roof of the house by Lydia] Agh! [Adam and Barbara:] Lydia! [Lydia:] What? He was already dead And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff [Lydia, sung:] We don't need that demon The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening Together we can make a grown man weep Guys got a dinner date to keep [Adam:] Okay, so what's the plan? [Lydia (with Adam & Barbara):] Teach dad a lesson He's gonna freak when we possess him So he wants the perfect daughter I'll lead that lamb to slaughter Yeah, I got game! I'm gonna make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) Not running away! I'll make him say my name! Битлджус: Ладно,будем считать,что вы сказали. *появляется диллер из бакшот раулет* Диллер: Блэкджэк/Рулетка/Покер/Холдын? Максим: Блэкджэк. Диллер: *Достал колоду карт* Берите. *взяли* Дилер: у кого сколько? Максим: 20. Санек: 10 Диллер: Блэкджэк. Вы проиграли. *открылся портал в ад* Максим: ЕЕЕПТВОЮ МААААТЬ Санек: ЗЫЗ Блиц(о): О,приветсвую,желаете ли вы сделать заказик,эгегегей? Мокси: Босс,у нас заказали убийство в кубанском секс шопе Максим: ООО,КУБАНЬ,довезëте? Милли: Запрыгивайте *поехали* *приехали* Гудко Бомб: Здравия желаю,товарищ: Старшина,Младший Лейтенант,Матрос (2 статья) и какие то 2 новобранцы. Вы отправляетесь на СВО. Все: Да бля Гудко Бомб: Так,а где же Своффорд? Своффорд! Своффорд: Сэр,я здесь,сэр Гудко Бомб: Епта,по пластунски шагом марш! Своффорд: Ать два Ать два *на сво* Старший по званию: Здравия желаю,курсанты. Ксати,у вас новенький. Он немного пидр крашеный но нормас,пойдëт Джоске Хигашиката: Че нахуй? *ебнул крейзи даймондом по старшине* Старшина: Война отменяется,курсанты,все по домам! Хекер: Эй парни,вам нужна помощь? Окей,я вытащу вас отсюда. $sudo heck tp to dom gg Максим: Мы дома! Санек: Война закончилась!!! Фредди ФазМедведь: фнад девятый на андроид вышел! Слова от автора: Мораль этой сказочки в том,что лучше жить за здравие,а не за упокой. Ксати,прежде чем смотреть во все тяжкие,лучше посмотрите в окно. Нет,реально. Солнышко же. Не? Ну или снег. Ах да и ещë,привет Кирилл,если ты это читаешь. Всем пока. Конец. Сегодня без рикроллов. АБАЮНДА😈.