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Shido pisdit Rina

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Shido: *uebal rina s vertuhi* Rin: *uvernylca cdelal shocki kontr otaka* Shido: vatafak!&!^!^^! eto chto formula trezvosti?????!?!?! Rin: ic nula v edinity!!!!!!!!! Shido: ogo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a pokashi mne kak ee ispolsovatt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *s mislah* f[f[f[f[f tuda bota chas ukradu ego formulu i zabyu kucha golov!!!!!!!!!1 Rin: konechno sha *v golove* [f[f[f[f[f[ sha kak ego naeby i on choska procret a potom shey clomaet!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ychit* Shido: bliiiiin ya tak ne umeyu Rin: tudaaa oi toest ochen shal. Ti takoi slabyi boshe Shido: sdohni ya chas tvoego brata pozovu i on tebe atatatata po zhope Rin: i cho on mne cdelaet ya chas vkluchi formulu tresvasti i shocka krychy verchy capytat hochy Shido: *razbezhalsa sdelal salto vedet myach k rinu potom zhoski dribling opyat salto i zabivaet gol pryami rinu v ebalo* Rin: chto??!?!?!?!? - *upal, krov is nosa* Shido: F[F[F[F[F[F[ poklonyaisya mne shokolota Rin: AGAAA POPAYLSA *ispolsoval formulu ......anasakrita!!!!!!!agaaapopaylsa!!!!!!!!!!! i shocka vsal sa voloci i cheres progib vpechatal u semlu* Rin: {F{F{F{F{{F{F poklonyaisya chuma volosatya!!!!!!!!! Shido: aaaaaaaaaaaa *vebal nogoi w golovu rinu potomu chto on ahuel* Rin: *stoit vahui, a potom shocka achyxalcya* Shido: *vibralsya iz zemli i vstal s pozu boicovskogo kluba* Rin: *vsyal obratno i nachal ebashit ob semlu golovoi* - KUDA BESHISSHH Shido: *slovil za nogu i potyanul na sebya i tak snes rina s nog* Rin: chosa!?!!??! * vsyal vibralcya i v palete ebnyl nagoi po golovee* Shido: lutiypon *podprignul i v polete vebashil mnogo raz rukoi po rinu i pod konec ebanul nogoi Rin: )*#@)(%*)(@*$# - *postavil na poclednem udare block i atletel, cmotrit nasad* - blyat.... mi mach proebali (((((((((9 Shido: onet!!!!!!!!!!!1 moi goli - *plachet* Rin: *poka tot plachet ybeshal k dveri i crichit* - YA TIBYA NAIBAL TUDAAA Rin: *ybeshal* Shido: CHTO!!??!?!?! - *pobezhal za nim * Shido: KRICHIT MNOGO MATOV - )(*#($*@(*&%(*@#&$)(@!$)#@(*%       potom idet po koridory isagi i na nego rin letit i takoy BLYAAA CHUMA VOLOSATYA KUDA TI LETISH i potom choska padaut       Shido: AXAXAZAZAXAZAX ORU RIN PEDIK YOBANI *ubegaet k svoey komande******* Rin: CHTO SA PISDESH ETO TI PEDIK S SAE BOSHE * vstaet takoi biet po ebaly isagi i idet takoi sloi* * v mislyax* ya imy na machte cdelay podnoshku chtob ne vtikal mras Isagi : EMMM CHTO SA HYINA * cheshet ebala * Shido: vernulsa k isagi i rzhet** oiii yo chan a gde rin!??!?!?! Isagi: idi nahyi che sa hyina tolko chto bila a voobshe idi nahyi * povernylsa i poshel po delam* Shido: da pochemu(((((((((((((((nu i pizdui gey hodyachi * ushel iskat rina** Isagi: CHTO TI SKASAL * povernylsa shocka i takoi sli ebala* Shido: OI NE SMESHI MENYA GLAZASTIY Isagi: A NU POVTORI CHTO TI SKASAL MNE U LITSO SHELUXA OBDROCHENYA - * shocka vsyal sa vorotnik* Shido: *OTTOLKNUL ISAGI I OTOSHEL NA PARU SHAGOW NAZAD* - fuuu ne delai iz menya dodika Isagi: boshe ti bes etaga dodik poloymni chto cassal mne v lito ckasat??? trusiha ebanaya [[f[f[f[f[f[[ff[ * cmeetsya a potom takoi lan ne nada na idiota vremya tratit poidy shocka treniravatsya* Shido: em cho!??! v shest' nol nol na pole ya tebya razebashu v klochya!!!! Isagi: HAHAAAA NE SMESHI MOI KOPITA nuuu valyai * idet i dashe ne povorachivatsa*  Shido: ISAGI TI CHTO CVINYAA CHTOBI KOPITA IMET IHIHIHIHAHAHAHA *zhoska pridumivaet tupie shuyki pro isagi a potom upal na koleni ot smeha Isagi: boshe svinya ti ne obrasovanaya eto virashenie takoe ti xot alfavit snaesh em boshe Shido: ya snayu kak tboyu mamu za uglom ebali - * prodolzhaet rzhat kak kon' i derzhitsa za zhivot* Isagi: [f[f[f kak smisno a ya snau chto ti chmo is priyta tebya roditeli prodali u rabstvo potom tebya sabrali alkagoliki terroristi narkomani biologicheskoe orushie oni tebya prodavali kakim to dyadkam shirnum i trahali teba y se sheli a potom tvoi roditeli priemnie sdoxli pod kamasom i ix ckinyli u kanavy i y tebya obnaryshili rak s sindromom daunisma i chas ti umrech ponyal??? * nachinaet tak che cmeyatsa* Shido:cho blyat ti voobshe ebanutyi sheluha siktivkarskaya cmo tuporiloye!!!!! ya iz-za tebya zabil dognat rina chtobi dat emu pizdi!!!!!suuuka blyat zaebali gde mne eto chucheloo teper iskat yobanii v rot umirayu * bistro vstal i kak molniya probezhal mimo isagi tak chto azh ego sdul tuuuda bota*** Isagi: * upal i takoi nepon no lan vstal i poshel po svoim delam*       begaet po blyu loku i ichet rina Shido: aaa rin ti gde Rin: * sidit v svoei komnate choto delaet* Shido: aaa tochno etot pidoras mog yiti v svoyu komnatu!!!!! - *zhoska pobezhal k komnate rina i ctuchit nogami v dver* Rin: *povernylsa vsdohnul kashlanyl a potom* - IDI NAXYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Shido: nu pochemu ti takoi sloi(((((( lan mne pohui ya prishel isvinitsa * v golove* uhahaha zhas on mne poverit a potom ya emu vebu i on ahueet Rin: nu i chto isvinaysa chto eta ya dolshen tebe dver atkruvat * v golove* sto prot naeb mne i voobshe mne len c krovati vstavat Shido: nu pz otkroi ya na koleni pered toboi vstanu! chestno((((( Rin: ti chto gei boshe idi otsuda klounada ebanya * takoi OGIJEROGREOIGJREO KAK CHE ON MENYA SAEBAL poidy u dush* Shido: DA BLYAT KAKOI GEI TI CHO EBANULSYA OTKROI MNE DVER - *ZHOSKA STUCHIT NOGAMI I RUKAMI* Rin: * na poxyi idet u dush * Shido: o ya pridumal budu sidet tut i zhat ego a potom kogda on vuidet to ya emu vebu s vertuhi - *sel vosle dverei i zhet zhoska* Rin: *pomulsa promulsa vusyshilca i leg spat* *v muslyax* boshe puckai sidit tut shdet a ya posplu tudaaaa Shido: *prosidel chas a potom snova stuchit* - da ti koncheniy otkroi dver(((((((( Rin: xrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr xrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr xrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr xrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Shido: aaaa tolko pediki xrapyat!!!!!! - *sebalsya i ushel zhoska v zal chtobi podkachtsa nada podkachtsa nada nada podkachtsa*        *proshlo vrema*       Rin: *prosnylsa takoi odelsa poshel u stalovky kushat* Shido: *pon zhoska podkachalsa i ves potnyi poshel v stolovku* Rin: *sidit po poxyam no po pravde shal shocka vilky chas clomaet * v golove* kak ya xochy emy viebat c vertuxi xxxxxxxx Shido: ohhh kakoi zhe ya keski bozhe vi vse moi rabi poklonyaites povelitelyu mne uhahahahaha *sel za stol i rukami zhret myaso steik kak alfach* Rin: da kto takomu otrodiy poklonaytsa budet kotoru zhret myaso rukami smotri podavis i umri posorishe boshe Shido: da zakroi svoi rot chuchelo ti ssiklo voobshe ne otkril mne dver potomu cto poboyalsya menya!!!!!!u menya ruki chistye ponyal???? Rin: da ti ves v potu vonuchem boshe - *propustil mimo ushei pro poboyalsya*        *patom prosto isagi prihodit i est* Shido: zaebal!!!! - *vsyal steik s ruku i kinul ego v rina* - uahhaha a ti zhurniy Rin: TU AXUEL MRAS PORTIT MNE LITSO CHUSTOE - *VSAL I KINYL NOSH DLYA STEIKA V EBALO*       Shido: *ZHOSKA UVERNULSYA I ZALES POD STOL* Rin: CHTO TI PRACHESHCA TRUSICA OBOSANNAYA - *VSTAL SO STULA I POSHEL K NEMY* Isagi: *takoi cmotrit* * v mislyax* vot bi im ego ebalo nabil Shido: *vyles s drugoi storoni i kinul podnos s kakim-to ponosom v rina* Rin: *yvernylsa ot ponosa i pobeshal sa nim dersha v rukah vilky* Shido: onet!!!! - *ukral u uborshicy metlu i nachal pizdit rina* Rin: *v otvet pisdit vilkoi v glas* Isagi:  *takoi* - nada rasnat ix... Isagi: idet idet idet ostanovilcsa vsdohnul otdohnul idet Shido: *vebal metloi mezdu nog rina no necaino promahnulsya u ebanul v hui isagi* Shido: OI ISAGI Isagi: ****************)#$(@*)(*#@)$(*(@*&%(*#@&$(@*#$)(*#@$)*(#@ Shido: OIII SORYAN BRAT YA NE XOTEL  Rin: *takoi poka shido vahyi chto cdelal i rchet vcyal sa voloci i kinyl na pol chtob tot ne vibralcya tipo v hvatke*       isagi leshit bedniii       Isagi: *pitaetca ochyxatsa* Shido: ah ti krica ya tvoego brata imel!!! - *uebal kulakom v pechen rinu* Rin: *shocka otoshel i dershitca sa pechen* Isagi: *isagi pitaetsa vstat no ne polychaetsa* Shido: *teper shido vzyal za volosi rina i postavil na koleni a potom svoim prekrasnym i nakachannym kolenom uebal ego v litso* - NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)(%#$)@(%$()*@       EGO TAKOI PO EKRANU YA VAM SHAS SAM EBALA NABIY I VILETITE VU OTSUDA NAXYI YCPOKOILIS * potom shocka otkluchulsa* (agresivno otkluchilsya)       Rin: aiii aiii - *kashlayet* Shido: tuuda bota - *pzhot kak kon* Isagi: *vstaet i takoi beret poka tot rshot i ebashit emy sa vsei sily pryamo meshdy nog kak shockaya mest* - MRAS CHTOB TI V KANAVE POMER Shido: *upal na koleni chut li ne zaplakav* (plachet xnuuaa xnuaa xnuaa) Isagi: chtob vasha live ne kasalas malinai Shido: suka rin uspokoi tvoego vozlublennogo on ahuel v krsi - *stonet ot boli xnuuuaaa hlyup hlyup * potom prihodit ego takoi sakatal rukava.... Ego: sha ya vam ibala bit bydy        isagi takoi oi shido takoi oi a rin takoi xnuaaaaaaa bolna blyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa      
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