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      papa Ega ycex ix zhoska isbil potom razchmanal po komnatam i skazal esli oni ne yspokoytsa on im vcem nogi perelomaet v rasnie storoni       Isagi: blyaaa vot zche mrasi ebanuie iz-za nix menya zhocka izbili - * sidit u komnate matserita )($*#@()&^($#%*)($#)(* *v galave* chtob im rot obtraxali!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!       patom bachira sebe takoi gulyaet po koridoru lyalyalaayayyaalalal kak veselo zhit' a potom smotrit v komnatu kakuyu-to random a tam ISAGI!!!!!!! Bachira: privet yo chan!!!!!!!!cho ti takoi grustni???hui sosal ne vkusni????       shocka povorachivaetsa a tam bachira!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!       Isagi: darova kak dela kak zhicn kak na lichnam fronte!?!?!?!?        Isagi i Bachita takie tipo zhocka krabika delaut Bachira: *zhoska zarukopozhatil krabika tuda syuda kak nastoyashiy bro* Isagi: Odaaaaaaaaaa Isagi: bro a ti gde bil gde begal?!?!? ti zhocka nada padkachata nada nada padkachata????? Bachira: kanechna!!!!!!!!smotri kakaya u menya bicuha! Isagi: *stoit vahui* Bachira: syudaaaa       potom Isagi zhocka achuxalsa i takoi rasskasivaet chto proizoshlo tipo kak ego tuda suda obratno a on takoi sdes i tam tut i tam a potom ix vsex ************* Isagi:ti predstavlayesh!?!?!? Bachira: chooo?!!?!ebat ya ahuel pochemu ti menya ne pozval ya bi ih tuda syuda bam bam bam zhoska v vozduhe razebal!!! Isagi: ya ne snal gde ti((( - * cheshet ebala* Isagi: ladna pashli v stalovku Bachira: da zhoska pohavaem Isagi: a potom zhocka nada padkachata a potom zhocki match oi em lan pashli( Bachira: lan go idyt idyt idyt atdaxnyli vsdaxnyli peredaxnyli (Bachira zhoska idet v podpryzhku) potom poprigali       u stalovke             rin sidit takoi isbiti ves boshe tuda takoi invalid abchuxani Bachira: oi bendnii rin Rin: *potom zsdox i poshel kudato po pyti vsex ebasha plechom takoi tipo skala shkaf stol divan kastrulya* Bachira: fu shirokiy smotri kuda idesh chuchela!!!!!! - * stoit nedovolni* Rin: *zhocki ignor* Isagi: chtob tebta s shidou kamasom perybalo a potom vi vsorvalis pod grusovikom!!! shmara tupaya!!!! (zchosku agro Isagi) Bachira: sogl tuda etix ebanatikov Isagi: *lan poshel takoi k stoly i yselsa a patom amnamnamanmaynenymaenyanamnmamnamnamanmaynenymaenyanamnm* Bachira: *zhoska vipivaet vsu vodu potom cho posle kachalki* - bulbubbhlululblulbulbubbhlululblulbulbubbhlululblulbulbubbhlululblul Isagi: *podavilsya* Isagi: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xnuaa xnua xnuaa - *sadixaetsa* Bachira: *bet isagi po plechu ochen silno* Isagi: *zhocka viplynyl kusok edi v eblo bachiri* Bachira: pon em isagi ti choebanulsa?! Isagi: da ti posmotri na svou roshyy aryyy f[f[[f[f[f shocki abplevanyi y ede Bachira: idinahui - * zhoska kinul edu v ebalo isagi**** Isagi: AAAAAAAAAAA MOE LITSO - *nixya ne vidit pitaetsa atlipit blevotiny* Bachira: hhihihihahaha tuda bota Isagi: *poka tot zhocka rshet vsyal vilky namotal makaron a potom naa naxyi ego imi po ebaly tuda cuda tuda cudaaa* - lavi apctechky!!!!!!!!!! Bachira: ti cho ahuel!?!?! - * vsyal tarelku s edoi i kinul emu na golovu* Bachira: damoiii Isagi: *zhocka nachal kak sobaka golovoi tryasti pryamo pered eblom bachiri* Bachira: *zhoska povtoryaet za isagi*       tipo densyat???!?!?!             a potom na vsu stalovki slishitsa golos Ega pa televisaru Ego: vsem cobratsa u trenirovachnam sale crochna ne pridete ya vam ebala rasurodou ponyali sobaki oborsevshie!?!?!? (ego agressivno otkluchilsa) Bachira: blyaaa mi vse gryznie pon kak nam na trenirovku idti((( fu isagi eto ti vinovat Isagi: sha vse ispravim u menya genialnaya ideya zhocka zakril glasa a potom takoi zhocka ix vipuchul i ispolsoval formulu zhockaya sila adaptatii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Isagi: Lan karoche pochli v fantan mne len dumat y menya migren iz-za etaga revy Bachira: lan poshli        zhocka pomilis pramilis v fantane       Bachira: *zhsoka vilez idet idet a potom bam!!!!podskolznulsya i upal* Isagi: ahihiaihaihi chuma volosatua chto ti tvarish chto sa truki ti makaka u tsirke?!?!??!  - * zhocka toshe vishel* Bachira: em cho ya tebya shac ulozhu nahui!!!!! - * vstal a potom pobezhal na isagi i sbil ego s nog tudaaaa i upal na isagi pon* Isagi: chtosa huina!?!?!?!? - * zhocka snaipnyli v polete a potom upal vmeste s bachiroi na pol* Isagi: maya galavaaaaaa xnua xnuaaa xlup xlup Bachira: onet mi opasdivaem na trenyu blyaaa nas ego nagnet blyaaaa((((((( Isagi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA vstavai srochna beshim naxuiii!!!!!!! Isagi: *vstaet bezshit so vsex nog no on morkie poetomu postoannya ebashutsa na pol* Bachira: aaaaaa - * popolz na chetverenkah v sal*        tipo zhockie vertuxi po puti spidran parkur mainkraft kinni drim!?!?!? Isagi: *atkrivaet dver u sal i saxodit takoi na papixax ves mokruie* Bachira: aaaa umirayu - *plachet* Isagi: sato mi uspeli!!!!!!!! vidish kak rabotaet maya formula tresvasti???? Bachira: uraaa krutaaa       no patom karoche vkluchaetsa zhocka ekran i poyavlaetsa eblo ego on takoi gavorit chota balblablabla vi vse mai brillianti rabi oi toist neagranennue!!!!!!!!! A PATOM RESKO BAAMMM BABAAAAAAAAAX ROEWIROI#@)(IR#)@RKEO ZHOCKA EKRAN BARAXLIT Bachira: CHO ETO TAKOE!?!?!       yse i panike takie aaa chto proisxodit!?!?!?!? patom resko svet viklichaetsa vse vahui Isagi: CHTO SA HYINA!?!??! Bachira: aaa cho za huinya mi umrem!!!?1??1?       nikto nicho ne vidit vse ob drug druga spatikautsa i ebashata i arut zhocka mati)(%*$)@*RJ)(@$)#(@* Kto-ta: ZSE V SHKAFI ETO RASH BESHIT CROCHNA Bachira: SREDI NAS SADROTER V DURS BEGITE V BUNKERI!!!!!!!!! NO PATOOOOOOOM SHIDO ZHOSKA VORVALSYA V SAL S FONARIKOM I ZARZHAL Shido: HAHAHAHAHAH LOSHARY EBANI!!!!!!!!OBOSRALIC DA????????????? ETO BIL PRANK UHUAUHUAUHU - * upal i ochen silno smeetsa* Isagi: EM i chto sa xyina ti axyel!??!?! - * zhocka beshit na nego poka tot rzshet i ebashit emy pryamo v visok chtobi sdox naxyi chtobi zshisn malinai ne vtikala* Shido: *bistro uvorachivaetsa a potom zhoska krucheniy udar s nogi pryamo v ebalo isagi a potom nakinulsya na nego pridaviv nagoi k stene* ISAGI: AAAAAAAIDI NAXYIIIIII - * ZHOSKA EBASHIT EGO NAGOI PO EBLU I PITAETSA VIBRATSA* Shido: *zhoska pizdit golovoi ob stenu i eshe dobavlyaet kulakami* Isagi: *zhocka uvorachivatsa ot udarov i ebashit emu pryamo v xyi nagoi chtob takoi aiiiiiiiiii bolnaaaa i on takoi tipo vibralsya* - ya tebya slovil na ashibke!!!!!! poklonaysa mne kak tebya.. shirinka!?!?! shikardos!?!? Shido: blyat ti ahuel?!?! - *zhoska ukusil palec na noge isagi pon* Isagi: AAA TI CHTO TVARISH NAXYI TI MNE PALTSI KISAISH UEBANISHE - * UDARIL PO SATILKY DRYGOI NAGOI* Bachira: *vahye!?!?* Bachira: *zhoska pobezhal za fonarikom a patom napravil ego na eblanov v boike*       tipo takie potom zhocka at sveta vahyi smotryat a tam ego i takoi isagi oi shido oi a bachira tuda botov obdelanix!!!!!!!!! Shido: *takoi vstal i ugrozhayushe pod fonk napravilsya na bachiru* (isagi tixonko siebalsa chtobi pisdi ne palychit lan naebal) Isagi: *TIXONKO KRADETSA SA SPINOI SHIDO POKA TOT ZHOCKA POD FONK POSHEL PISDIT BACHIRY NO TUT VRIVAETSA RIN I V POLETE S VERTYXI EMY PRYAMO V GOLOVY NAAAAAAAAAAAA* - krychy verchy saputat xochy!!!!!! Shido: NEPON CHOSA PISDESH?!?!? - * a potom agresivno vstal i vebal zhoska s vertuhi v polete* Rin: em boshe chtosa plagiat nedodelani - *zhocka uvernylsa tipa xuevi udar u menya lyche i takoi lovit ego na ashibke i zhoska ebashit nagoi u solnechnae spletenie tipo ymni da no on okasivaetsa promasal i udaril nishe chut chut y hyi* Shido: agaaa popalsyaa!$@)($@)#(*$)@(*$# - * shido okazalsya soobrazitelnim i poimal nogy rina a potom zhoska kak profi perekinul ego cherez sebya i nachal pizdit nogami bota hihihhahaha * Rin: *zhocka ispolsyet fynktsiy formula kuklovoda geniya i delait zhocki breikdans i uvorachivatsa takim obrasom ot udarov* Shido: em cho za??1!1!1? - *pizdanul nogoi v golovu chtobi on upal i ne breikdansil * Rin: blya ti axuel moi contert prerivat??!?!? - * podnimaetsa takoi vertuxai i idet k nemy pod agro fonk tibo nobanobnoba a potom ofijewofmewofijew* Bachira: *zhoska krichit chto eto veseluha i karoche pitaetsa breikdansit* Shido: idi nahui resnichka ebanaya - * zhoska podprignul a potom kruchu verchu vebal nogoi v nos chtobi ne vtikal* Rin: *zhocka padaet i krov i nosa* Isagi:  boshe nu ti i lox ebanyi ory Shido: shido takoi hihhahahahah na izi pobedil botyaru a potom AII BOLNA okazivaetsa ego vebali tokam!!!! NAKAZANAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! I VSE TAKIE NALIVAAAAIIIIIIIIII Shido: *noet krichit aiii bolna xnuaaa skrivil ebalo tipo ymiraet*        bachira s isagi zhocka rzchut kak koni Rin: boshe tuda bota slitaga ebashte ego posilnee tokam - * pokasivaet dislaik pryamo emy y ebala* Shido: *ukusil rina za palec chtobi ne vtikal* Rin: *vahye krichit i ebashit golovoi nu lbom tipa emy u mordy* Shido: AI BLYA TI KONCHENIY CHTO TI DELAESH!!!!!!!!! - *eshe silnee szhimaet zubi chtobi emu palets otkysit* Rin: A TI SVINYA NEOBRASOVANAYA NAXYA TI VSEX SA PALTSI KISAESH!?!??! TI NOGA I RUKA FETISHIST!?!?!  Shido: *OTKUSIL PALEC CHTOBI ZHISN MALINOI NE KAZAKAS A POTOM VIPLYUNYL EGO ZHE PALEC EMU V EBALO* Rin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_$()#@)I$J)@(*#U$(@*&#$)*(@&()@$*)@ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA XNUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA XNUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA XLUP XLUP PIX TOLK       ego vahye isagi vahye bachira vahye yce vahye!??!?!        Shido: SMOTRIT NA RINA I LIBITSA TAKOI RADOSTNIY :))))))))))))))))))) rin invalid a shido teper v psixychke komnata nakasaniy zhocka biyt tokam!??!       u komnate nakasaniy Shido: *stoit tipo v sobachei maske i svyazaniy i krichi na ochkastogo* - AAAA VIPUSTI MENYA CHUCHELA V OCHKAH nu i karoche rin na balnicnai koike invalidishe abossanae xnuaaa a isagi s bachirai flueksat       u komnate Isagi Bachira: *zhoska breikdansit v komnate otdixa* Bachira: isagi smotri kak ya mogy!!!!!!! Isagi: a smotri kak ya mogy!!!!!!!!! - *delaet vertuxu a potom shafl i ras dva ras dva* Bachira: choo smotri kak ya mogy!!!! - *zhoska zaprignul na potolok i hodit* Isagi: CHTOSA HYINA ETA PROTIV SAKONAV FISIKI!?!?!?TI CHELAVEK PAUK!?!?!?isvinite Piter parker ya vas ne usnal((( Bachira: syudaaaa eto y menya butsi s prisoskami!!!!kruta da??? Isagi: *vahye* - ebat tipa kak vantus??? Bachira: *chota ne razchital i upal pryamo na Baro* Bachira: oiii - * hachinaet zhoska rzhat tipo uraaa kak veselo*       A PATOM ZHOCKI AGRO BARO SNOSIT EGO NAXUI S SEBYA U STENY I TAKOI BARO: AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR - * i pashou u vanny mitsa* Bachira: on cho ebanutyi!?!? Isagi: on tipo agro chto ti ego sapachkal - * rzhet kak kon* Bachira: *zhoska otomstil i raskidal ego veshi i cebalsya v kachalky* Isagi: EM TI KUDA STOI ON MENYA OTPISDIT ZHE SA ETO Isagi: CHTO SA HYINA((( TAK BRO NE POSTUPAYT((((((((((( Bachira: oi pon - * vernylsya sa isagi i zhoska podnyal na spiny i pobezhal v stolovky* ( isagi invalid nogi obkusali klopi lan shutka mishytka dlya pyati drusei!!!)       u stalovke       Isagi: *yselsa sa stolik* Isagi: *scdet poka rab bachira prineset emy porctiy i tixonka rzhet* Bachira: *pokazhal isagi fak i ushel za svoyei edoi* Isagi: ponyatno - * i takoi lan ya esti ne xachy* * v mislyax* ya slishkam feshn dlya etaga  boshe Bachira: *prishel s edoi i ciel vse za sekyndy* Isagi: ti vashe zshiesh ili ti glotaesh use sa raz!?!?!? - *vahyi sidit takoi smotrit atkriv rot kak karkat postoyanno pon* Bachira: *pitaetsa govorit na angliyskom i pri etom s nabitum rtom!!!!!* - ai em real egoist!!!! mai neim is bachira and yu faking bitch Isagi: EM stop this bullshit u pussy ass puma dick in youre fucking mouth!!!!!!!! - *agro ebalo* Bachira: chto??ya tebya ne ponimat!!!! - *tipo na angliyskom akcente govorit* Isagi: oi vi from is anglii!?!?! Bachira: yes ai am bachira) Isagi: okei ya ponyal * v galave* lan paidy u kachalku Isagi: *zhocka vsaet i idet v kachalku* Bachira: em cho????nahuya ya tebya tashil na rukah??1??1?  Isagi: *i takoi povorachivatsa i gavarit* - ya teba nemnoshka naebal) mne len bilo vsavat pashli kachatsa nada padkachatsa  Bachira: em ya abidelsya idinahui - *poshel trenirovatsa s kynugami* Isagi: pon nu i ladna idet idet vsdovnul otdoxnul idet idet Bachira: *zhoska naebal i uchel sledit za kakim-to nouneimom iz blyuloka* Bachira: *sledit sledit za stenoi i viglyaduvaet*       a patom ves s gorashyei zopai letit na nego baro chas uletit naxyi Isagi: AAAAAAAA PAMAGITE CHUMA BARO BARO CHMOK K VASHIM USLUGAM KUDA TI LETISH       UPALI BAX BAM BAM VSRIVI Baro: *ZHOCKI AGRO BARO EBACHIT EGO STULOM* - ETO TI RASKIDAL VSE Y KOMNATSE MRAS TI OBOSANNAYA YA TIBYA CHAS YBIY!!!!!!!!! Bachira: OI CHO TAM TAKOE - * POVERNUSLYA I VIDIT ISAGI KAROCHE POBEZHAL K NEMU I ZHOSKA PIZDIT BARO SO SPINY PATOM VEBAL S NOGI TAK CHTO BARO PERELETEL ISAGI* Baro: *TAKOI UVERNULSA I GOVORIT* - YSHEL ATSUDA MAKAKA S MONSTROM U GALAVE DED INSAID U PSIXAKIDS YA TEBYA CHAS KAK PARESHAY NAXYI CHA RIDAT BUDESH Bachira: EM CHTO - *VYAL ISAGI ZA ZAPYASTE A PATOM UBEZHAL V ZAKAT KAROCHE SABEZHAL ZA OGL I TAKOI DISHET DISHET CHTO AZH UPAL NA KOLENI* Isagi: *)(*%#@($*&@(%)(@$*)@(*$)(@#$(*&@(#*&%*)(#@$ Bachira: *ZAKRIL ROT ISAGI POTOMU CHTO ON MNOGO PIZDIT* Isagi: MMMMMMMMMMNFMEFNEMFENMGMREGNMFNMFNMNMNMN ******************************************************************************************************************** Bachira: AAA BARO SYUDA IDET BEZHIM AAAAAAAAAAAA BLYAAAA Baro: IDITE SUDA VI PIDRILI EBANUE - * BERET STOL U RUKI* Baro: *I BESHIT I TAKOI ZHOCKI TOPAT TIPO BABABMABMABAMBAMAMISTRILYAEMPOISAGOVTSAM* Bachira: ISAGI TI KONCHENIY BEGI BISTREE Isagi: YA NE MAGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Bachira: *ZABEZHAL TAKOI ZA KYNUGANI I SPRYATALSA* Isagi: *TOZHE SPRYATALSA* Kunigami: *zhoska vahui* - cho proishodit??1!1?1?1?chto sluchilas!1!1!1!! Baro: SIEBISH PEDIK U ORANSH SKINE Baro: TVOI SKIN NUBSTVO I XYINA Kunigami: EM CHO TI TAM TYAFKNUL A NU IDI SYUA BACHOK Baro: *IDET TAKOI PAHODKAI IS DGO DGO I DERSHIT V RUKE STOL* Kunigami: *vzyal karoche bachiru kak avtomat a potom napravil na baro i nachal strelyat risom bam babax vsrivi shaxedi lityat!!!* Baro: AAAAAAAAA CHTOSA HYINA OPYAT MITSA NADA - *BESHIT NAXYI OT PEDIKOV EBANYIX* Bachira: *SHOSKA TAKOI KULAKOM TIPO YESSS MINYS TRI YUHUUUU* Isagi: OLEEEEEEEEE OLEOELOELE PABEDA NALIVAIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Isagi: oi Isagi: nas savut zhocka opyat Bachira s Kunigami: cho tam Isagi: u nas budet nakonecta match!?!?!? uxyyy - *radostni takoi govorit paslite pon* Bachira: soryan bratok platok dryshok no ya spat mi ne spali ushe skolsa sutak!?!??! Isagi: ladna pashlite padrihnem tolka u Kunigami v komnate nas Baro Baro bachok ablaposhanyi ydyshit((( vse: ok